1 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:28,941 Chelsea? 2 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,031 Hey, how are you today? 3 00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:34,773 Look. 4 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,079 Makes you wish you could run faster, doesn't it? 5 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,341 - Shut up, I run faster than you. 6 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,995 - Whatever, you know you want him. 7 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,779 Ew no, I don't, gross. 8 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:43,217 - Come on, the way he wears that whistle around his neck? 9 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:46,307 - Ugh. - I wish I was that whistle. 10 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:07,502 Sorry, Mr. Shagis. 11 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:08,503 Okay. 12 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:15,031 Sorry, Mr. Shagis. 13 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:20,471 - Cause that's the difference between fiction 14 00:01:20,515 --> 00:01:21,994 and literature. 15 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:24,867 One has deep meaning, symbolism, allegories. 16 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,434 While the other is just going for 17 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:29,611 a quick thrill, cheap laugh, or sucker punch cry 18 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:32,918 to get those emotional reserves kicking enough 19 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,442 to make you feel like the 20 bucks 20 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:37,445 you plopped out to buy the book was worth it. 21 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:38,881 Now, they're both fun to read. 22 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,101 - I think we have a really different opinion 23 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,928 of what fun, is Mr. Shagis. 24 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,409 - What do you like to read, Kyle? 25 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,411 Do you read at all? 26 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,805 - I mean I, I follow a lot of people's feeds 27 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,329 online and stuff. 28 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:55,071 - And while we could debate the literary merits 29 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,118 of a Twitter feed, I think the snarky giggles 30 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,728 you're getting from your classmates 31 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:02,557 is enough to render your position on the matter futile, 32 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,515 wouldn't you agree, Mr. Rudolph? 33 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,388 Yeah, whatever. 34 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:11,174 And ducks a burn. 35 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,610 Yeah. 36 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:13,829 - Why did they make people even represent 37 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,178 stuff like that, though? 38 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,745 I mean, how's that even work? 39 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,616 Isn't it kind of stupid? 40 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,575 Ah ha. 41 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,968 Forgetting for the moment that you suggested 42 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:25,623 that a great literary classic, 43 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:29,061 like ''Lord of the Flies'' is stupid, 44 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,628 you have a valid point. 45 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:35,851 Why use an allegory? 46 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:40,986 Why represent characters and worlds as something else? 47 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:44,425 Why don't just say what you wanna say outright? 48 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,122 Anyone? 49 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,559 Kyle, you got an idea? 50 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:52,084 Why would an author use an allegory? 51 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:54,652 - So guys like you can get a job teaching it. 52 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:58,221 - I'll let you have that one this time, 53 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:01,746 since you're going through such a tough time at home. 54 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,313 What are you talking about? 55 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,967 - Well, I assume since you haven't taken a shower 56 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:07,839 this week, that the water company cut you guys off. 57 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,538 Yes, Jamie. 58 00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,062 - Maybe they write allegories because 59 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,586 what they wanna talk about is taboo. 60 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:16,544 Excellent. 61 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,241 Even further than taboo. 62 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,851 What if it's illegal? 63 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,679 What if it's dangerous? 64 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:25,596 Can you imagine why someone in an Islamic extremist country, 65 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:29,209 where they stone people for drawing pictures of Mohammed, 66 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,341 might wanna write in code, when 67 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,648 they're talking about religion, huh? 68 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:34,866 Anybody else. 69 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,346 Yes, Jordan. 70 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,956 - What if like, their point is hard to make 71 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,220 or not something people agree with, too quickly 72 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:45,442 and they need to, I don't know, like paint a picture. 73 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:46,617 Very good. 74 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,445 That's a great point. 75 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:51,622 If you're saying something that everyone agrees with already 76 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,494 then you're just preaching to the choir. 77 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:57,585 But if your theme goes against the grain of society, 78 00:03:57,628 --> 00:04:00,152 you might wanna ease into it slowly. 79 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,415 Excellent. 80 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,243 Okay, Mr. Shagis. 81 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:05,897 But like how does the author even pick 82 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,508 who's going to be what? 83 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,292 - All right, everyone, close your eyes. 84 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,904 Close your eyes or you get a F for the day. 85 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,733 All right. 86 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:19,389 Imagine Apple, as in the company that does the iPhone. 87 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,131 Imagine Apple as a person. 88 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,004 How old would Apple be? 89 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,615 Anybody, shout it out. 90 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:30,313 26, definitely under 30. 91 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,533 - Sound about right to everybody? 92 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:36,232 Okay, what kind of car would Apple drive? 93 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,233 A Tesla. 94 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,584 - Yeah. And what religion would they be? 95 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:42,760 Apple's definitely an atheist. 96 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,024 Where do they like to eat? 97 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,897 - Whole Foods, and sometimes Chick-fil-A. 98 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,378 Open your eyes. 99 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:54,685 Does everybody see about the same kind of person? 100 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,034 - Yep. - All right. 101 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:58,298 - Now think of the car company Ford. 102 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,952 What kind of person would Ford be? 103 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,302 Some old guy. 104 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,868 Watch it! 105 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,348 I drive a Ford. 106 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,871 Exactly. 107 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:11,136 Coming up on the rebound, good timing. 108 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,313 Everything has an identity. 109 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,532 And identities have personalities 110 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:18,622 that can manifest as people with ease. 111 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,711 And it works in the reverse. 112 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:21,712 Take Chelsea. 113 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,411 Me? 114 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:26,674 - Blonde, fit, odds on favor to win 115 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,676 every track meet she runs in, 116 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:33,028 if we were a novel, what could Chelsea represent? 117 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:36,336 Hope. 118 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:39,077 Freedom, a better life. 119 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,340 The American Dream. 120 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,995 Big shoes to fill, Chelsea. 121 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,475 - Mr. Shagis. - Yeah 122 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:47,172 - If Piggy in ''Lord of the Flies'' 123 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,305 is supposed to represent science and intellect, 124 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,959 why is he so annoying? 125 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,134 Oh, exactly! 126 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:53,962 Yo I mean, he's like this fat, 127 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,312 little obnoxious dude who always had something 128 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,096 to say that ruined the party. 129 00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:59,663 I was rooting 130 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,970 for the other boys to kill him myself half the time. 131 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,667 That's a great point. 132 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,409 Why is it that we paint good guys 133 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,629 in such infuriating clothing? 134 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,762 Every hero with a conscience has some debilitating 135 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:17,377 physical deformity or a self-confidence problem 136 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:22,294 while the evil, Satanic torturers of the literally world 137 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,427 get to wear capes of leather and, 138 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:29,824 have shiny, jet black hair and drive great cars. 139 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:33,175 What do you think it says about us as a society? 140 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,873 That the bad guys are always more fun. 141 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:38,833 Think about that question, 142 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,270 we'll pick this up on Monday. 143 00:06:41,313 --> 00:06:42,532 Chelsea! 144 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,596 I'm not keeping you from anything urgent, am I? 145 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:05,425 No, I was just going to run some laps. 146 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:10,560 - You know, your mom asked me to keep an eye on you. 147 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,085 - With your dad. - I really wish 148 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,217 you wouldn't do that. 149 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,306 Yeah. Um... 150 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,791 Forgive me but, uh, 151 00:07:23,834 --> 00:07:27,229 I saw Mr. Jacobs grab your shoulder. 152 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,233 What? 153 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:36,107 - You had something on your face. 154 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:39,720 Something that said it wasn't a welcome touch. 155 00:07:43,419 --> 00:07:46,422 Chelsea, if you've got anything on your mind 156 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,685 this is a safe place to talk. 157 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,036 He's a good coach. 158 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,342 I don't doubt that. 159 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,301 It's just that... 160 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,873 we don't really have money for college and, 161 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:09,837 if I... 162 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:14,755 if the story everyone remembers is me getting my coach fired, 163 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:17,409 who wants to recruit that on a scholarship? 164 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,500 - Did he--? - Can we just drop it? 165 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,199 - Have you told anyone about this? 166 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:27,550 Just a couple of friends. 167 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:32,207 But, it wasn't like rape or anything. 168 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,556 He just grabbed... 169 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,605 Jesus, I shouldn't have said anything. 170 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,998 It's okay. 171 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:47,309 Listen, 172 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,790 Monday morning, 173 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,879 we're gonna file a report in the office. 174 00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:54,185 No. 175 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,491 We have to. 176 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,448 No. 177 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,189 We really don't. 178 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,887 Listen to me, Chelsea. 179 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,802 The guys who do this will always 180 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:04,456 have something they can hold over you. 181 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,980 That's why they do it. 182 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,156 Because they think they can get away with it. 183 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:10,506 You understand? 184 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,206 You're an amazing runner. 185 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,947 You get good grades. 186 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,733 Firing or not, you're gonna get 187 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,126 a full ride to a great school. 188 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,955 Do you hear me? 189 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:33,355 Meet me here an hour before school on Monday, okay? 190 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,796 Have a nice weekend. 191 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:11,540 - Yeah I feel good, it was a good practice. 192 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,150 Ms. Jensen! 193 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,586 - Good luck this weekend, ladies. 194 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:15,762 Thank you. 195 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,677 - Bye. - Take care of yourself. 196 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,504 You guys too. 197 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,129 There's my girl! 198 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,745 Great practice today, Chels. 199 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:43,703 Thanks. 200 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,748 Great practice. 201 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,533 Hey, hold up a second. 202 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:50,753 Where'd you park? 203 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,146 I'm in the front lot. 204 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,451 - All right, let me walk you to your car. 205 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,583 - Oh, it's fine, it's really-- 206 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,845 - No, no, no, it's no trouble. 207 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,673 You're over there? 208 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,284 - Uh yeah, but, I gotta-- I can use the walk to cool off. 209 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,112 - I'll tell you what, hop in my car, 210 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,505 I'll give you a ride. 211 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,419 I'm good. 212 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:05,681 No, it's not trouble. 213 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,856 - Come on, come on, go on. - No thanks. 214 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,988 Easy. 215 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,293 See you tomorrow, coach. 216 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:11,992 Okay. 217 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,777 Bright and early. 218 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,323 Feel free to scream. 219 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,629 There isn't a soul around for miles. 220 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:30,244 And don't worry, this primitive little weapon, 221 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,115 isn't really my cup of tea. 222 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:37,729 Meant more as a precautionary deterrent than anything else. 223 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:40,036 - Why are you doing this, Mr. Shagis? 224 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,995 You know, it's funny... 225 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,345 Everyone asks that. 226 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:49,132 The truth is, you don't even know what I'm doing just yet. 227 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,397 Sure, you have an idea that it's dangerous. 228 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:57,575 But, the details escape you. 229 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:01,666 You have to admit, this is the real world. 230 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,887 There are no allegories, no symbolism, 231 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,281 no archetypes-- just people. 232 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,980 You know, one thing ''Lord of the Flies'' got right, 233 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,549 there is a savage beast inside all of us, 234 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,507 even a normal old guy like me. 235 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,814 Especially in a normal old guy like me. 236 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:22,078 In fact, 237 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:26,909 it sits dormant in our minds, 238 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:31,087 growing with silent rage at every indignity 239 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,350 that life doles out to us. 240 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:39,269 You know what that beast is most concerned with? Survival. 241 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,317 And when you take away the possibility of death, 242 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,147 that fear goes with it. 243 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,281 But, we'll get to that in a minute. 244 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,456 Stand up. 245 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,461 Oh, right. 246 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,899 Listen, I'm gonna cut you free. 247 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:04,425 Don't do anything stupid, like trying to run 248 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:08,385 or take a swing at me, cause then I'll have to shoot ya. 249 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,866 And you'll ruin the fun for both of us. 250 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:16,698 You understand? 251 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,743 You can answer. 252 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,354 You can speak. 253 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,747 Tell me you understand. 254 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,140 I understand. 255 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,794 Great. 256 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,404 Get up. 257 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,800 It's fully charged. 258 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:37,937 Now there's a four mile radius dead zone around us. 259 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,070 So you'll have some sprinting to do before it will work. 260 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:45,640 But once it does, you're pretty much home free. 261 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,472 Now, we've been driving all night, by design. 262 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:56,564 And you probably have no idea where we are. 263 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:03,005 Don't worry, open up the battery compartment for a second. 264 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:08,576 Yeah, those are your latitude and longitude points. 265 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,840 You can give those to any 911 dispatch. 266 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,018 Or tell your mother, and she can tell them. 267 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,760 She can call it in, whichever you prefer. 268 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,372 Either way, they should be able to come 269 00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,852 find you pretty quickly. 270 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:28,248 Go ahead, close it back up. 271 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,383 You know, the sport of it all, 272 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:36,256 as I said, gets diluted 273 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:41,913 if you resort to semi-automatic firearms. 274 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:46,483 Modern weaponry in this country is just so idiot proof. 275 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,007 It gets frustrating. 276 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,794 When a six-year-old can pull a trigger 277 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:56,319 and slaughter half of his classmates. 278 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,888 There's a sign that safety precautions 279 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,891 - have become secondary. - What is this? 280 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:06,416 - This is my small arsenal of weaponry. 281 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:10,029 All of which, I assure you, take a modicum of skill 282 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:13,075 or even craftsmanship to operate 283 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,512 with any kind of effectiveness. 284 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:16,948 Please. 285 00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,428 - And in the spirit of full transparency 286 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,126 I should mention that I've take the liberty 287 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,998 to wire up a small handful of booby traps 288 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,218 at various points along your escape route. 289 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:30,353 But it's very much probable that if you pick some 290 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,965 circuitous path that avoids them all 291 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,576 , you'll be good. 292 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,796 For it be ''A thick a forest indeed.'' 293 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,800 - Mr. Shagis, I just wanna go home. 294 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:46,587 - You know, you're the first student I've brought out here. 295 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,633 The pedagogical relationship definitely 296 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,114 adds an element of tension to the situation, 297 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,681 don't you agree? 298 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,032 In truth, I thought about you in this regard before. 299 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,426 Alas, I didn't have a scapegoat. 300 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,559 But when I saw Mr. Jacobs lay hands on you 301 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,736 and your eyes go deep in despair, 302 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,609 I'm sure your blabber mouth friends 303 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,307 will obfuscate the issue as they jabber on 304 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,831 about how he got handsy that one time. 305 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,877 Please, please. 306 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,881 Guess now is about as good a time as any. 307 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:23,319 Earlier, when we were discussing the savagery of men, 308 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,974 you may recall I mentioned losing 309 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,542 the fear of death with the possibility. 310 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:31,588 As it happens, I discovered one rainy night, 311 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,547 when I was hit by a speeding car, 312 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,767 that I have certain resiliency to the transition 313 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,727 into the next world, whatever it may be. 314 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,903 I should have died right there on the spot. 315 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,906 But a few minutes passed and I came to again. 316 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:49,737 Not much had changed, except my outlook on the world. 317 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,478 I thought it might have been a fluke 318 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:54,481 but suffice it to say, there were some other occurrences 319 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,788 and, eventually I began to experiment. 320 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,748 I took notes and I got to the place you see now. 321 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,925 Armed with the knowledge of timing 322 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:07,885 and having honed my skills as a hunter of men. 323 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:14,675 Now, in a moment, I'm gonna raise this gun, 324 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:18,809 to the side of my head and pull the trigger. 325 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,116 The bullet will rip through my temple, 326 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,512 taking particles of bone, brain and skull 327 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,992 with it as it exits on the other side. 328 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:32,214 I'm telling you this, because it may frighten you. 329 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,174 You might assume that I am dead 330 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,524 but I assure you, you'll have anywhere 331 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:40,657 from three and a half to four minutes' time 332 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,094 before I come to again. 333 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,620 My wounds will heal and I will begin 334 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,536 to hunt you in the forest. 335 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:54,758 I would suggest using that time to get a head-start. 336 00:19:55,106 --> 00:20:00,199 Think of the blast as the starter gun to a race. 337 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,462 People have made the mistake of trying 338 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,378 to come up with a clever plan but I assure you 339 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,728 you won't think of anything in the few minutes 340 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:10,383 you have that will likely save you. 341 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,949 You can't be serious. 342 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:15,649 - Additionally, if you try to take my weapons, 343 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,217 I'll be forced to use the more 344 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,871 primitive firearms I have hidden. 345 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:24,223 And they have significantly more aim 346 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,008 and effectiveness, so you'll only be 347 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:29,140 hurting yourself in the matter. 348 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,796 Are we clear on everything? 349 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,450 I... 350 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:35,973 Any last questions? 351 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,020 Why me? 352 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,718 Oh, sorry. 353 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,113 Uh, I thought that was obvious. 354 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:49,944 You run fast, and I was up for a challenge. 355 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,148 Shit! 356 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,239 - I had higher hopes for you, Chelsea. 357 00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:40,244 To say that your performance was lackluster 358 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:42,203 would be an understatement. 359 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:47,121 - Oh, please, Mr. Shagis, please. 360 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:21,242 - Maybe I wasn't being fair with all these booby traps. 361 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,381 It really shouldn't be this easy. 362 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:44,918 What did you do? 363 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:59,628 - Well, this changes the game now, doesn't it? 364 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,351 I'm out of control. 365 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:34,489 You're gonna have a great life. 366 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,578 The life I never had. 367 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:42,279 Full of joy, and wonder and excitement and love. 368 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:46,719 You gonna be strong, wise. 369 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:50,810 You're gonna be happy. 370 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,555 Just kicked, did you feel that? 371 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,558 - You always were quite the sweet-talker. 372 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:23,016 - No more than a normal user, I guess. 373 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,236 I mean, it goes out occasionally, 374 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,803 but I got nothing but static. 375 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,762 Like, the guide isn't even coming on. 376 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:33,592 Can you send someone out? 377 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,552 Yes, the box is on. 378 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:42,601 Oh, shit! 379 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:57,441 Thank you. 380 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:05,014 What are they saying? 381 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:07,321 - Got agitated, said I wanted to watch the game, 382 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:09,671 told them I wanted it fixed immediately. 383 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,412 - But they don't come out on Sundays, right? 384 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,761 - Well, apparently they have a couple of guys 385 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,545 circle the area on weekends now. 386 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,286 But the gal said they're backed up 387 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,288 so they're gonna try and fix it remotely. 388 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,161 - They still might come out today? 389 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:23,511 - It's no big deal, we still have time for everything. 390 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,254 - Babe, what if today is not the right day? 391 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:28,821 No. 392 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,997 Don't do that, we just have to bump up our schedule. 393 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,740 - Baby's not due for another few weeks, we have time. 394 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:36,655 Yeah, still here. 395 00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:39,875 Hang on, let me check. 396 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,400 Look, I gotta adjust something on the box, 397 00:27:43,444 --> 00:27:45,011 you know I have to play along. 398 00:27:45,054 --> 00:27:48,275 But when I'm finished, we have breakfast together. 399 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,847 Yeah, I'm walking over. 400 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,993 Babe? 401 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:14,780 There are other ways to survive. 402 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:20,437 We can file for bankruptcy, there's food stamps, 403 00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,744 we can buy our clothes at the thrift store. 404 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,051 Eat pasta until things get better. 405 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,879 There are other ways to do this. 406 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,533 Everything happens for a reason. 407 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,579 It's only money. 408 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,842 There's other ways to get by. 409 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,278 Things will pan out. 410 00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:36,279 Stop! 411 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,935 This is happening, Vanessa. 412 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:42,633 I'm not okay with just getting by, 413 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:43,939 especially with the baby. 414 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,769 I'm not gonna be some shit father who tells his kid 415 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,728 he can do whatever he dreams and not provide him 416 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,381 a means to achieve it. 417 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,559 I'm gonna be a better father than that. 418 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:57,692 I know. 419 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,954 Vanessa! 420 00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:01,087 If you don't want to do this, that's fine, 421 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:02,784 I will do it on my own. 422 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,568 I will make it work without you. 423 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:05,831 No. 424 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:08,964 End of discussion. 425 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:29,463 I don't wanna have this conversation again, we clear? 426 00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,466 Yeah. 427 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:36,731 Good, let's play out our day. 428 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:42,824 Everything has to be just like a regular day. 429 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,175 I take out the trash and catch 430 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,699 the neighbors on their morning run. 431 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:50,440 Hi guys. 432 00:29:50,484 --> 00:29:52,007 Make small talk about the weather, and ask them 433 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,444 if they have cable issues too. 434 00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:57,404 They're gonna talk about the baby. 435 00:29:57,447 --> 00:30:01,321 While I'm outside, you're doing the laundry 436 00:30:02,235 --> 00:30:04,759 and I do some light gardening like I normally do. 437 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:08,154 And right about then I'll get my weekly car wash. 438 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:10,069 Just a normal Sunday. 439 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,550 Now listen, I've left some notes. 440 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,596 Some things to give the baby for different stages 441 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,207 of its life in our safe deposit box. 442 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,863 Whatever happens, do not open it 443 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:26,389 until that insurance check clears, all right? 444 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:28,261 Okay. 445 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,785 You're the only good thing that's ever 446 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,440 happened to me, you know that, don't you? 447 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,922 That's what you keep saying. 448 00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:38,271 It's true. 449 00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:40,839 And you deserve a good life. 450 00:30:42,188 --> 00:30:43,276 Both of you. 451 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:54,243 Nessa! 452 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,685 Nessa. 453 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,252 Vanessa! 454 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:06,560 What the hell? 455 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,866 He just showed up. 456 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,084 - Unbelievable. - Yeah, he said 457 00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:10,912 there was a cancellation in the area 458 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,566 and he just popped by. 459 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:14,394 - Oh, he just popped by? How long has he been up there? 460 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:15,961 Not long, like 10 minutes. 461 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:17,484 - How am I supposed to fall off the godddamn roof 462 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,094 trying to fix the cable if it's been fixed? 463 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,967 I think I found it. 464 00:31:22,010 --> 00:31:23,490 May I? 465 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,621 Yeah, please. 466 00:31:26,145 --> 00:31:28,321 You must be Gary. 467 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:29,931 That's me. 468 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:36,111 - I'm just gonna check on the laundry real quick. 469 00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:38,157 That's a great idea. 470 00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:44,293 - All right, you're back in the game. 471 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:49,472 Some faulty wiring, normal wear and tear stuff. 472 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:50,952 That's great. 473 00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:52,562 - Jenetta over at home base said you were 474 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:54,956 trying to watch the game, I hear that. 475 00:31:55,696 --> 00:31:57,654 What game you trying to watch? 476 00:31:57,698 --> 00:31:59,395 Right there. 477 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:05,401 - I don't really like to talk about it, superstitious. 478 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,664 Superstitious. 479 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:10,363 Maybe I should be more superstitious, man. 480 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,974 Quit talking about my games. 481 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,716 I'm at the bottom of every damn pool. 482 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,807 - Really great that you guys come out on weekends now. 483 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:23,158 - Great for you, not so great for us. 484 00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:29,208 But you gotta provide for your family, right? 485 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:36,476 - Yeah, you, you know what Hank, hang on a sec. 486 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,565 - Ah, no man - No, no, no. 487 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,001 I insist. 488 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,525 - We're not even supposed to, brother. 489 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,050 - I promise not to tell anyone if you don't. 490 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,185 Thank you. 491 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:53,014 Told you-- he loves his football. 492 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,537 That's me. 493 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:58,193 - There's no football game on today. 494 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:04,634 - Not, no, no, not American football, soccer. 495 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:09,900 Football, I love the passion behind those commentators, 496 00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:12,991 really gets me going. 497 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:19,780 Okay. 498 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:22,565 Hold that for me. 499 00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:23,610 Yeah. 500 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,529 I imagine you got a lot more stops to make, huh? 501 00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,574 - Well, like I was telling your lady, 502 00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,186 you guys caught me at a good time. 503 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,971 I had a cancellation so... 504 00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,669 I was able to squeeze you in. 505 00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:42,759 Next one is an hour-and-a-half away. 506 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,633 - So if something happens you can't come back? 507 00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,200 Yeah, you should be good. 508 00:33:49,201 --> 00:33:51,029 Listen, there's an online survey. 509 00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,814 Every good rating helps, if you like the service. 510 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,383 Unless a kid hits a baseball right into your dish, 511 00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:59,080 you're cool, man. 512 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:51,915 Hey. 513 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,659 Hey, hey, hey. 514 00:34:57,747 --> 00:34:58,748 It's okay. 515 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,189 Stop. 516 00:35:04,232 --> 00:35:06,191 My stupid belly. 517 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:24,165 It's a boy. 518 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,386 Just thought you should know 519 00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:30,519 because I know and I just... 520 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,391 Boy, huh? 521 00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:34,132 Yeah. 522 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,787 He's gonna be super tall, , 523 00:35:37,831 --> 00:35:40,225 he's already so big and tall. 524 00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:42,183 That's good. 525 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,494 That's good. 526 00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:32,712 I love you. 527 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,054 Honey. 528 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,055 Mm. 529 00:37:56,143 --> 00:37:58,363 I'm pregnant. 530 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,561 He did it. 531 00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:36,303 He actually did it. 532 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,393 I know, I can't believe it either. 533 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,047 No, I did exactly what you said, 534 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:44,354 I was just, I just tried to force him to not do it. 535 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:46,139 And it just made him wanna do it more. 536 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,880 I know, I know. 537 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,404 I just wanted to call and hear your voice. 538 00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:52,450 Okay. 539 00:40:53,146 --> 00:40:55,757 Babe, it's going to be the three of us, 540 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:57,498 you, me and the baby. 541 00:40:57,542 --> 00:41:00,066 I can't tell you how excited I am. 542 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,633 We're gonna be a real family. 543 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:04,810 Okay. 544 00:41:04,853 --> 00:41:06,115 Okay, I got to go. 545 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:08,204 I got to get back in the right head space. 546 00:41:09,858 --> 00:41:11,251 I love you too. 547 00:41:40,062 --> 00:41:41,977 No! 548 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:55,730 911, what's your emergency? 549 00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:57,950 - Oh my God, there's been an accident. 550 00:41:57,993 --> 00:41:59,125 My husband! 551 00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,822 Ma'am-- 552 00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:03,042 - I think he's-- you have to come, please. Please come. 553 00:42:03,085 --> 00:42:05,435 Ma'am, are you in danger? 554 00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,394 No, it's my husband, he fell. 555 00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:11,354 He's outside, I don't know, there's so much blood. 556 00:42:11,398 --> 00:42:13,052 Oh my God, he's not moving. 557 00:42:13,095 --> 00:42:15,184 Please, you have to come. 558 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,578 - Is your address still 3848 Goodland Avenue? 559 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:21,626 - Yes, yes, just please hurry, he's in the backyard. 560 00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,976 - Okay ma'am, we have people on the way. 561 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:26,413 You have to come, please! 562 00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:41,749 Are you okay in there? 563 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:02,335 No, no, it's too soon. 564 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,411 Okay, okay... 565 00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:39,851 911, what's your emergency? 566 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:42,331 Yeah, I'm going into labor. 567 00:44:43,028 --> 00:44:44,551 But it's too early. 568 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:46,422 - Ma'am, did you report another incident 569 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:48,511 at this location a few minutes ago? 570 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:52,080 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but something's wrong. 571 00:44:52,124 --> 00:44:55,127 The baby... 572 00:44:56,955 --> 00:45:00,262 - Ma'am, ma'am, we already have medics on their way, 573 00:45:00,306 --> 00:45:02,438 but I need you to stay on the phone with me 574 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:04,702 and tell me what's happening. 575 00:45:04,745 --> 00:45:06,268 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, 576 00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:08,140 I can feel the baby's head crowning. 577 00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:10,185 - Okay, deep breaths. Keep breathing. 578 00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:15,451 Okay, keep breathing. Are you sitting down? 579 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:16,539 Yes. 580 00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,150 Okay, good. 581 00:45:18,193 --> 00:45:19,368 I need you to get on your hands and knees, 582 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,109 can you do that for me? 583 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:24,504 - No, no, I gotta call my... 584 00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:28,116 Ma'am, are you there? 585 00:46:23,606 --> 00:46:26,696 Medic, hello? 586 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:40,710 Vanessa! 587 00:47:15,702 --> 00:47:17,095 All right. 588 00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:19,619 Just a reminder, as much for me, as it is for you. 589 00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:22,709 We have to be on our best behavior, okay? 590 00:47:22,752 --> 00:47:25,843 This is not a film set, we're guests here, okay? 591 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:54,175 Well, this isn't intimidating at all. 592 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,917 - We can take as long as you need. 593 00:47:57,918 --> 00:48:00,486 And once Jacqueline here gets you all dolled up 594 00:48:00,529 --> 00:48:02,314 in makeup, you'll wanna show off 595 00:48:02,357 --> 00:48:04,794 those big beautiful eyes on camera. 596 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,417 Mr.-- 597 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,680 Ted, just Ted. 598 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,595 Right, Ted. 599 00:48:22,638 --> 00:48:24,292 We spoke on the phone. 600 00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:26,120 - Alex, right? - Yeah. 601 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:29,819 So, we'll need you to get makeup too. 602 00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:32,822 It won't take very long, maybe five to six minutes. 603 00:48:32,866 --> 00:48:34,259 We'll get you in the chair after your wife. 604 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:37,958 She should be 45 minutes or so, you know, 605 00:48:38,002 --> 00:48:39,351 women and their makeup. 606 00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:43,746 - Can I offer you guys any coffee? 607 00:48:45,444 --> 00:48:47,446 You guys takers for coffee? 608 00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:49,927 Sure, thanks. 609 00:48:53,104 --> 00:48:55,933 - There's some great advantages to scheduling... 610 00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:59,153 otherwise unknown events. 611 00:48:59,197 --> 00:49:01,982 Like when Mary was pregnant, 612 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,332 we scheduled a C-section. 613 00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:08,815 I was able to carve off some time from work for me. 614 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:13,733 So that we could do the nesting thing. 615 00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:16,344 - How many kids do you guys have? 616 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:20,958 Oh, I, um... 617 00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:23,438 it wasn't a successful delivery. 618 00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:29,009 - I'm so sorry. - No, that's okay. 619 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:32,404 Dying is a lot easier than making a life anyway, 620 00:49:32,447 --> 00:49:34,101 or at least more fun. 621 00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:36,234 We jacked up some credit cards 622 00:49:36,277 --> 00:49:40,455 on a bit of a world tour vacation, courtesy of VISA. 623 00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:43,458 - That's brilliant. Where did you guys go? 624 00:49:43,502 --> 00:49:45,721 - You name it, we went there. 625 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:48,855 Spain, Italy, all the European hotspots. 626 00:49:48,898 --> 00:49:51,727 - Then we headed down to Australia. 627 00:49:51,771 --> 00:49:54,643 And we bopped over to New Zealand. 628 00:49:54,687 --> 00:49:57,255 By the time we was finished, I thought 629 00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:00,127 that I could handle both accents pretty well. 630 00:50:00,171 --> 00:50:04,175 But then, of course, I lost it by the time we got back home. 631 00:50:04,218 --> 00:50:07,265 - He thought he could imitate the accents. 632 00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:11,182 It was terrible, it was really embarrassing. 633 00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,837 Don't tell him I said that, he still thinks he blended in. 634 00:50:14,881 --> 00:50:17,710 - She was always the one who took care of me. 635 00:50:18,711 --> 00:50:21,670 Made me soup when I was sick. 636 00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:26,545 Drew me a warm bath, to ease the stress from work. 637 00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:31,854 It's funny how the tables have turned. 638 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:37,991 - Some days on our trip, I just had to stay in bed. 639 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,647 But he was a trooper, he never complained, not ever. 640 00:50:42,648 --> 00:50:45,912 We have lived here for over 20 years. 641 00:50:45,955 --> 00:50:47,914 Wow. 642 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:50,786 - It's funny how the-- 643 00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:53,963 how the wood and the drywall 644 00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:57,097 can become part of your identity. 645 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,446 Secret? 646 00:50:58,490 --> 00:51:00,100 Gosh, I don't know. 647 00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:02,189 You learn tricks along the way. 648 00:51:02,233 --> 00:51:05,062 No matter how mad he gets, I know Mac and Cheese 649 00:51:05,105 --> 00:51:07,847 with crunchy breadcrumbs on top will win him over. 650 00:51:07,890 --> 00:51:11,503 - She makes literally, the world's greatest 651 00:51:11,546 --> 00:51:13,635 Macaroni and Cheese. 652 00:51:13,679 --> 00:51:16,334 - Sounds like you two are really in love. 653 00:51:16,377 --> 00:51:19,467 - Yeah, we sure are. - Yeah, we sure are. 654 00:51:25,647 --> 00:51:27,519 So, it's your turn. 655 00:51:27,562 --> 00:51:30,609 Just a couple taps of powder and we'll be ready to roll. 656 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,176 I'll grab the pot. 657 00:51:36,876 --> 00:51:39,052 - I'm sorry, this is just weird. 658 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:40,880 Totally normal. 659 00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,273 Just look at me. 660 00:51:42,316 --> 00:51:44,884 We'll have a conversation, the two of us. 661 00:51:44,927 --> 00:51:47,278 Try to pretend the camera is not even here. 662 00:51:47,321 --> 00:51:49,149 Can you tell us about what it was like 663 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:52,413 when you first were diagnosed and when that was? 664 00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:56,069 - Well, a couple of years ago, I started to have these 665 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:58,854 ridiculous headaches. 666 00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:01,379 They were... 667 00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,685 I mean, I've had migraines in the past, 668 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,296 but this was much worse. 669 00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:08,168 And nobody believes you at first, 670 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:11,302 they just tell you to throw back a couple of ibuprofen 671 00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:14,087 and you might as well be eating MandM's. 672 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,133 - So Ted, same thing as Mary, try to pretend 673 00:52:16,176 --> 00:52:17,960 the cameras aren't even here. 674 00:52:18,004 --> 00:52:19,266 Okay. 675 00:52:19,310 --> 00:52:21,616 Tell me what was going through your mind 676 00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,879 the first time you heard the diagnosis. 677 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:30,234 - I hear a lot of people in their 20s and 30s 678 00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:34,194 who go through this, talk about all the things 679 00:52:34,238 --> 00:52:36,762 they want to tell their people that they love, 680 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,678 and I just never had that experience. 681 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:43,595 My husband and I don't have that many close friends, 682 00:52:43,638 --> 00:52:47,773 and, not much family to speak of. 683 00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:50,079 So my first thought... 684 00:52:50,123 --> 00:52:55,215 - I went through all the different stages of grief. 685 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:59,741 I mean, denial lasted for a while. 686 00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:01,395 And then you... 687 00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:10,535 you pour yourself into all of these experimental procedures. 688 00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:13,320 But I think that's technically, 689 00:53:13,364 --> 00:53:15,714 part of the negotiating stage. 690 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:18,760 I mean, I'm not sure. 691 00:53:18,804 --> 00:53:21,459 - I guess my first thought after the panic settled in 692 00:53:21,502 --> 00:53:23,896 was, if I had known this was coming 693 00:53:23,939 --> 00:53:25,898 I would have eaten more hot dogs. 694 00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:31,033 You have to be there for them. 695 00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:38,302 And you have this urge to, 696 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:43,655 to read up on things 697 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:47,180 and become a nurse of sorts. 698 00:53:48,790 --> 00:53:53,099 And that sense of normalcy that you once shared... 699 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,843 I'm sorry. 700 00:53:57,886 --> 00:54:02,151 It gets sacrificed really quickly. 701 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:08,245 Really quickly. 702 00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,337 Pain is a strange thing. 703 00:54:14,860 --> 00:54:16,818 At its core, it's there in your body 704 00:54:16,862 --> 00:54:21,258 as an alarm system to tell you if there's something wrong. 705 00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:25,610 But if there's no cure, no fix for the pain 706 00:54:25,653 --> 00:54:28,656 there's no effective way of turning it off. 707 00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:32,225 You can't just tell your body, I know I'm dying, 708 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,532 so, calm down. 709 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:39,624 - The truth is, every pill you take has a side effect. 710 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:42,366 And it may dull the pain, but... 711 00:54:49,068 --> 00:54:51,200 All of a sudden you're not able to go 712 00:54:51,244 --> 00:54:54,378 to the restroom, normally. 713 00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:57,685 So... 714 00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:01,515 you have to take another thing for that issue. 715 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:05,084 And then that leads to another issue. 716 00:55:05,824 --> 00:55:10,307 And the whole time you're trying to... 717 00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:15,616 keep track of time and figure out, 718 00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:22,275 well, it was three hours since the last one. 719 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:27,280 She hasn't been able to hold anything down. 720 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:31,197 - Do you feel an obligation or, 721 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:35,462 perhaps a responsibility to fight? 722 00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:39,379 Yes, yes I do. 723 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:41,599 I've been fighting for several years 724 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:44,863 and most of that time on an undiagnosed. 725 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:49,302 And truth be told, I've give up several times. 726 00:55:50,564 --> 00:55:52,653 But it just keeps doing its thing. 727 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:56,527 Sucks the life out of you and then manages not to kill you. 728 00:55:58,006 --> 00:56:01,140 - What is your response to most of the states in the US 729 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:04,448 still outlawing physician assisted suicide? 730 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:07,407 - Well I don't see how, if somebody is in pain, 731 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:12,673 agonizing, paralyzing, lingering pain 732 00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:15,372 that doesn't go away after a few minutes, 733 00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,548 a few hours, a few days. 734 00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:22,248 And if somebody has the solution for that pain 735 00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:25,382 and they deny that person the solution, 736 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:29,168 how is that not torture? 737 00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,778 I can't understand it. 738 00:56:30,822 --> 00:56:33,912 I don't see the difference. 739 00:56:34,608 --> 00:56:38,699 - My response? "Fuck you." How's that? 740 00:56:39,787 --> 00:56:41,572 Am I allowed to say that. 741 00:56:41,615 --> 00:56:44,052 If that's how you feel. 742 00:56:44,096 --> 00:56:45,445 Yes, it is. 743 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:47,316 I'm sure there's a nicer way of saying that, 744 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,797 but it would weaken the point. 745 00:56:49,841 --> 00:56:52,104 I appreciate that. 746 00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:53,714 In full transparency, I don't think 747 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:55,890 I'll be able to use that for the edit. 748 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,980 Okay, how about this. 749 00:57:01,113 --> 00:57:03,724 The suffering you feel, 750 00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:06,031 makes you forget about time. 751 00:57:06,945 --> 00:57:10,470 It's so overwhelming that the concept of the future 752 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,472 is lost on you. 753 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:16,955 And a moment of pain, intense pain, 754 00:57:16,998 --> 00:57:19,392 becomes an eternity. 755 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:25,311 So ask yourself if you, if you had to choose between 756 00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:29,489 an eternity of pain or dying on your own terms, 757 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:31,665 what would you choose? 758 00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:35,887 Can you use that? 759 00:57:38,629 --> 00:57:39,934 Yeah. 760 00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:41,501 We can use that. 761 00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:48,943 All right. 762 00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,598 - So, did you get everything you need? 763 00:57:51,642 --> 00:57:53,687 - Yes, we did, it went really well. 764 00:57:53,731 --> 00:57:57,125 She was great, you were both great. 765 00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:02,957 - So, how long does it take to put this thing together? 766 00:58:03,001 --> 00:58:05,525 A week, at most. 767 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:08,006 I'll send you both a link when it's ready. 768 00:58:11,879 --> 00:58:15,622 Oh, she won't be around then. 769 00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:22,411 If I'm not being too bold, may I ask when? 770 00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:25,327 Today. 771 00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,286 We had planned for today. 772 00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,507 Wow. 773 00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:35,207 Something about today makes it so much more real. 774 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:37,383 Tell me about it. 775 00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:41,605 - I'm sure you're aware there are spousal support groups, 776 00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:44,564 and our foundation runs weekly meetings you could-- 777 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:47,001 - I've done the research, I've read all about it. 778 00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:48,350 - Okay. - Thank you. 779 00:58:48,394 --> 00:58:51,005 - All right if I say goodbye to Mary? 780 00:58:51,049 --> 00:58:53,268 Of course, yes. 781 00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:08,545 It's okay, this is what I want. 782 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,418 Hey. 783 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:16,596 You guys are really brave for doing this. 784 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,120 It doesn't feel brave. 785 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:22,254 Feels like we've run out of options, really. 786 00:59:22,297 --> 00:59:25,518 - Well, I just meant being on camera. 787 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:28,826 A lot of people are gonna see this. 788 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:31,263 Makes a difference. 789 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:36,224 You know, our last piece had over 10 million views. 790 00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:39,358 Wow I didn't realize that. 791 00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,881 Yeah. 792 00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:44,015 Sir, it was an honor to meet you and your wife. 793 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:05,166 Goodbye. 794 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:07,691 - She's pretty special, isn't she? 795 01:00:07,734 --> 01:00:09,867 Yeah, she sure is. 796 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,175 - Thank you for sharing your story with us. 797 01:00:14,219 --> 01:00:18,005 - No, thank you for helping us share it. 798 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:23,924 - Ted. - You forget something? 799 01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:26,231 - You said it was today. - Yeah. 800 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,670 - Do you want me to stay? - No, no, no. 801 01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:31,932 'Cause... 802 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,717 It's not about what I want. 803 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:37,895 Mary has been real specific about it being just us. 804 01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:40,114 And I'm okay with it. 805 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:44,945 Okay. 806 01:00:44,989 --> 01:00:48,557 Look, I'm gonna be right around the corner. 807 01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:52,431 Like five minutes from here, really, so, 808 01:00:52,474 --> 01:00:55,652 you just call me and I can just come over. 809 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:58,176 I'll be so close, please. 810 01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,021 Ciao. 811 01:01:45,484 --> 01:01:47,486 Pain steady now? 812 01:01:58,671 --> 01:02:00,151 I'm ready, honey. 813 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:02,719 Are you sure? 814 01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:06,070 You want another cup of tea, 815 01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:08,942 a piece of your favorite cake? 816 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,336 It's time. 817 01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:18,299 I'll go get everything. 818 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:19,910 Yeah. 819 01:02:42,846 --> 01:02:43,760 I love you. 820 01:02:43,803 --> 01:02:45,587 Oh, I love you too. 821 01:02:46,371 --> 01:02:48,416 You're gonna be okay. 822 01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:51,332 Yeah, yeah. 823 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,815 I'll be okay. 824 01:02:58,252 --> 01:02:59,776 You deserve this. 825 01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:06,870 Are you, ready? 826 01:03:09,002 --> 01:03:10,830 Yeah, I'm ready. 827 01:03:11,962 --> 01:03:13,224 Okay. 828 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:29,675 Wait, wait, wait. 829 01:03:29,718 --> 01:03:30,632 Wait a minute. 830 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:32,199 What, what is it? 831 01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:37,248 - Can, can you just explain to me how it works? 832 01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:38,771 Honey, you said you didn't wanna know. 833 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,860 - I changed my mind, I do wanna know. 834 01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:42,514 I wanna know how it works, okay? 835 01:03:42,557 --> 01:03:44,124 Okay. 836 01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:47,867 I put the bag over your head. 837 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:48,868 Completely over my head. 838 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,478 That's right. 839 01:03:50,522 --> 01:03:54,656 I put the bag over your head, and then I secure it 840 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:56,702 at the base with a rubber band 841 01:03:56,745 --> 01:03:59,400 to prevent any oxygen from coming in. 842 01:03:59,444 --> 01:04:00,749 And what about the gas? 843 01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:02,664 You put a hole in there? 844 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:06,059 - No, I just slip it underneath the bag's opening. 845 01:04:06,103 --> 01:04:08,496 The rubber band will hold it in place. 846 01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:11,499 Okay. 847 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,893 So, how long does it take? 848 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:17,810 - The body has an involuntary urge to breathe. 849 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:19,725 And with no oxygen in the bag, 850 01:04:19,768 --> 01:04:22,467 me pumping the gas in, should be 851 01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:27,037 a matter of seconds they say, till you're unconscious. 852 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:28,995 A second? 853 01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:31,041 It could take a minute or so. 854 01:04:32,651 --> 01:04:34,348 It should be painless. 855 01:04:35,349 --> 01:04:37,351 Painless? 856 01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:40,441 That sounds nice. 857 01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:44,663 - I heard that, people found like this 858 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:48,188 look like they went peacefully. 859 01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:50,016 Oh, God! 860 01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:52,889 What I put you through, making you read about all this shit. 861 01:04:52,932 --> 01:04:55,065 Oh, it's okay, baby. 862 01:04:55,108 --> 01:04:58,459 I'm just blessed 863 01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,940 to have had you in my life, 864 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:04,944 all to myself, for all these years. 865 01:05:10,297 --> 01:05:12,909 The bag. 866 01:05:17,304 --> 01:05:19,002 Okay. 867 01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:22,353 Okay, sweetheart, 868 01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:25,312 breathe out all of your air. 869 01:06:07,398 --> 01:06:09,095 Ted? 870 01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:11,228 There's somethings wrong, I can breathe. 871 01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,360 I... 872 01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:15,058 Ted? 873 01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:18,496 Ted? 874 01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:20,933 Oh, oh, Ted, what did you do? 875 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:24,023 What did you do? 876 01:06:24,067 --> 01:06:27,331 What happened, what the hell happened? 877 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:28,854 Oh, God... 878 01:06:36,862 --> 01:06:39,517 Come one, come on, come on... 879 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:54,619 Oh, Jesus! 880 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,982 Oh God, I hope it happens fast. 881 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:14,943 Oh... what? 882 01:07:14,987 --> 01:07:18,295 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 883 01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:20,558 Oh, no, no... 884 01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:25,998 No, don't leave me, don't leave me alone. 885 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:25,275 Hey, Mom. 886 01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:26,711 Happy birthday to you. 887 01:08:26,754 --> 01:08:29,279 Happy birthday to you. 888 01:08:29,322 --> 01:08:30,802 Thank you, Mom. 889 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:32,151 - I hope it's not too early, honey. 890 01:08:32,195 --> 01:08:33,196 - No, no it's not too early, I was just 891 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:35,198 going for a walk before work. 892 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:36,286 Where are you walking? 893 01:08:36,329 --> 01:08:38,723 I'm at the park. 894 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:42,422 No I'm just, thinking about birthday stuff. 895 01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:46,731 Getting older, being single, what it all means. 896 01:08:46,774 --> 01:08:49,951 - I hate when you worry like that, sweetheart. 897 01:08:49,995 --> 01:08:51,388 I know. 898 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,173 You know, I was actually thinking about that story. 899 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:56,480 Remember that time Dad took me here 900 01:08:56,523 --> 01:08:57,785 when I was really little? 901 01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:58,786 Oh... 902 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:41,307 Jesus! 903 01:09:45,050 --> 01:09:46,225 Oh, God! 904 01:10:20,651 --> 01:10:22,261 Ah! 905 01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:12,866 Hey Mom, it's me. 906 01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:14,390 Sorry my phone died. 907 01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,392 I guess I forget to plug it in last night 908 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:17,784 before I went to bed. 909 01:13:17,828 --> 01:13:19,046 You scared me honey, 910 01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:19,917 I couldn't call you back. 911 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,745 I know, Mom, I'm sorry. 912 01:13:21,788 --> 01:13:24,269 Are you at work then? 913 01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:26,271 No, I'm back home. 914 01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:28,447 I decided to call in sick. 915 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:31,319 I'm gonna take a, you know, day for myself, 916 01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,017 maybe watch a movie or something. 917 01:13:33,060 --> 01:13:34,845 - You should make yourself a nice breakfast. 918 01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:37,935 You always loved a good omelet on your birthday. 919 01:13:37,978 --> 01:13:40,024 I wish I were around to make it for you. 920 01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:41,329 Yeah, me too. 921 01:17:32,386 --> 01:17:33,823 Fifteen to four. 922 01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,868 Yup, right on schedule. 923 01:17:35,912 --> 01:17:38,218 It was when the grave diggers started their path, 924 01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:42,092 that strange things began to take place. 925 01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:28,529 Are you the guy I spoke with on the phone? 926 01:18:29,139 --> 01:18:30,706 Shh. 927 01:18:31,968 --> 01:18:33,143 Forgot. 928 01:18:57,515 --> 01:18:59,169 Yes, we spoke on the phone. 929 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:02,302 When you said you had the license plate 930 01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:04,652 I thought that meant you wrote it down 931 01:19:04,696 --> 01:19:06,567 or you took a picture of it or-- 932 01:19:06,611 --> 01:19:08,656 Does that make a difference? 933 01:19:10,093 --> 01:19:11,311 No. 934 01:19:11,355 --> 01:19:13,313 So where should we uh... 935 01:19:13,357 --> 01:19:15,011 Table's fine. 936 01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:36,554 - The car is registered to a Sonia Isaacs. 937 01:19:36,597 --> 01:19:38,817 She bought it three years ago with her husband Chuck's money. 938 01:19:38,861 --> 01:19:40,471 He's a litigation attorney. 939 01:19:40,514 --> 01:19:42,473 They've been married six years, no kids. 940 01:19:42,516 --> 01:19:46,390 They vacation, mostly in tropical places, twice a year, 941 01:19:46,433 --> 01:19:48,000 recently Bora Bora. 942 01:19:48,044 --> 01:19:50,002 She volunteers at an animal shelter. 943 01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:51,830 She's on the board of a charity. 944 01:19:51,874 --> 01:19:53,614 She was pulled over for a DUI 945 01:19:53,658 --> 01:19:55,791 but her husband had it dismissed. 946 01:19:55,834 --> 01:19:57,793 Might be the reason for the crash. 947 01:20:00,883 --> 01:20:03,363 I just wanted an address. 948 01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:05,409 - If you just wanted the address, 949 01:20:05,452 --> 01:20:07,672 you wouldn't have called me. 950 01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,021 You could have got the address 951 01:20:09,065 --> 01:20:11,284 with a couple of clicks and 20 bucks. 952 01:20:13,199 --> 01:20:14,635 Oh. 953 01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:16,986 I wish I knew that before I paid you your fee. 954 01:20:17,769 --> 01:20:19,205 - I guess the word "information" means 955 01:20:19,249 --> 01:20:21,512 different things to different people. 956 01:20:22,469 --> 01:20:23,557 Yeah. 957 01:20:23,601 --> 01:20:25,385 I guess it does. 958 01:20:25,429 --> 01:20:28,867 - Look, before you get buyer's remorse, 959 01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:35,439 I'm gonna give you a bug kit, here. 960 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:38,616 What is this? 961 01:20:38,659 --> 01:20:40,226 - All you need is a little bit of double sided sticky tape, 962 01:20:40,270 --> 01:20:43,273 you just stick it under a desk or a chair or whatever. 963 01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,449 The battery lasts five to 15 days 964 01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:48,495 depending on how much audio you have to be disseminated. 965 01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:52,891 So how does thing work? 966 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:55,154 Do I have to get a receiver and be parked 967 01:20:55,198 --> 01:20:56,503 outside her home or something? 968 01:20:56,547 --> 01:20:58,027 No, no, no. 969 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:01,073 This is basically a simple cellphone. 970 01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:04,860 There's a little opening here, where you have a SIM card. 971 01:21:04,903 --> 01:21:06,470 It's prepaid. 972 01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:10,387 You can get it at any convenience store or online. 973 01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:12,955 When it hears conversation it calls you, 974 01:21:12,998 --> 01:21:15,087 and you just listen in. 975 01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,610 That's all you have to do. 976 01:21:16,654 --> 01:21:18,395 You gotta be shitting me. 977 01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:21,180 - Here, I've already programmed your number into it. 978 01:21:21,224 --> 01:21:22,312 I turned it on. 979 01:21:24,270 --> 01:21:25,619 Say something. 980 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,056 What? 981 01:21:27,099 --> 01:21:30,059 Okay, testing one, two, three. 982 01:21:34,628 --> 01:21:36,239 You should hear my voice now. 983 01:21:36,282 --> 01:21:38,110 Is it coming through okay? 984 01:21:39,285 --> 01:21:41,113 Well, that's terrifying. 985 01:21:41,157 --> 01:21:45,335 - What I would suggest, is that you put it in your contacts 986 01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:47,250 with a name that you're gonna remember, 987 01:21:47,293 --> 01:21:49,861 so when it calls, you'll pick it up. 988 01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:58,522 - What else do you have that I might need? 989 01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:01,264 I have everything. 990 01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:06,922 Do you have any questions? 991 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,706 Yeah, these lock picks, 992 01:22:08,749 --> 01:22:10,577 are they tough to learn how to use? 993 01:22:10,621 --> 01:22:12,057 - Just takes a minute. Plenty of videos online 994 01:22:12,101 --> 01:22:14,016 that will walk you through it. 995 01:22:14,059 --> 01:22:15,539 Right. 996 01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,759 Anything else? 997 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:23,590 Can you get me a gun? 998 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,552 What kind? 999 01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:31,816 I don't know. 1000 01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:34,950 - When you figure it out, give me a call. 1001 01:24:36,941 --> 01:24:38,986 Chuck, did I tell you about the garbage disposal? 1002 01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:39,813 No, what? 1003 01:24:39,857 --> 01:24:41,119 They didn't fix it? 1004 01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:42,077 So the warranty guy quoted us 1005 01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:43,774 around $430 to fix it. 1006 01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:45,210 Is he insane? 1007 01:24:45,254 --> 01:24:47,169 You can get a brand-new one for 80 bucks. 1008 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:49,562 Come on, Chuck, I'm not in the mood. 1009 01:24:49,606 --> 01:24:50,911 I'm just not in the mood tonight. 1010 01:24:50,955 --> 01:24:52,217 God, you're never in the mood 1011 01:24:52,261 --> 01:24:54,828 when we start, but when we get into it, 1012 01:24:54,872 --> 01:24:56,395 come on. 1013 01:24:56,439 --> 01:24:58,484 I know, I know, but I'm just really tired. 1014 01:24:58,528 --> 01:25:00,269 Ah! 1015 01:25:00,312 --> 01:25:01,835 Goddammit! 1016 01:25:01,879 --> 01:25:03,141 What's the matter? 1017 01:25:03,185 --> 01:25:05,230 Did you sleep funny in your neck? 1018 01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:15,632 Hey, can you take a look at my car today? 1019 01:25:15,675 --> 01:25:17,503 It's making a noise. 1020 01:25:17,547 --> 01:25:19,375 What the hell am I gonna do? I'm not a mechanic. 1021 01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:21,246 Do we really have to go to that stupid fundraiser? 1022 01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:22,900 Why can't we just send a check? 1023 01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,249 Cause I'm on the board and I have to go. 1024 01:25:24,293 --> 01:25:26,121 Can I at least expect to get laid 1025 01:25:26,164 --> 01:25:27,252 at the end of the night? 1026 01:25:27,296 --> 01:25:28,340 Yeah. 1027 01:25:28,384 --> 01:25:29,428 I think we could make a deal. 1028 01:25:29,472 --> 01:25:30,995 Come on, you said. 1029 01:25:31,038 --> 01:25:33,171 Do you have any idea how exhausted I am? 1030 01:25:33,215 --> 01:25:34,520 For our next vacation we should 1031 01:25:34,564 --> 01:25:36,870 try something different, like Greece. 1032 01:25:36,914 --> 01:25:38,872 Baby, did I tell you what Anna said to me today? 1033 01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:40,396 I swear if I have to deal 1034 01:25:40,439 --> 01:25:42,180 with another one of these stupid in-house council 1035 01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:43,834 jerk offs. 1036 01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:45,662 I really like this new trainer at the gym. 1037 01:25:48,491 --> 01:25:49,927 Okay. 1038 01:25:51,494 --> 01:25:52,930 I love you so much. 1039 01:25:52,973 --> 01:25:54,758 Oh, baby, I love you. Oh, that's so good. 1040 01:25:54,801 --> 01:25:55,846 You love me? 1041 01:25:55,889 --> 01:25:57,500 Stop it, stop! 1042 01:25:57,543 --> 01:25:59,545 Stop it, like serious, seriously. 1043 01:26:11,862 --> 01:26:14,560 - Would you mind locking the deadbolt, please? 1044 01:26:15,344 --> 01:26:18,303 Actually, why don't you raise your hands up for me? 1045 01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:23,265 You can just let the mail and the keys fall to the ground, 1046 01:26:23,308 --> 01:26:24,222 that's okay. 1047 01:26:25,615 --> 01:26:26,616 And the deadbolt. 1048 01:26:29,009 --> 01:26:30,489 Won't you come over here, have a seat 1049 01:26:30,533 --> 01:26:32,404 on the couch, get comfortable. 1050 01:26:37,366 --> 01:26:38,845 That's right. 1051 01:26:39,672 --> 01:26:40,934 Husband Chuck 1052 01:26:40,978 --> 01:26:42,762 will be home in a minute or two right? 1053 01:26:42,806 --> 01:26:44,416 I just wanna have a little chat 1054 01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,679 with the two of you then I'll be on my way. 1055 01:26:57,255 --> 01:27:02,086 Do me a favor, close the door behind you and lock it. 1056 01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:04,523 What is this? 1057 01:27:05,394 --> 01:27:07,004 You don't have to get hostile. 1058 01:27:07,047 --> 01:27:08,266 Everything is okay, Chuck. 1059 01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:09,920 Everybody is calm, especially me. 1060 01:27:09,963 --> 01:27:12,139 Just lock the door. 1061 01:27:12,183 --> 01:27:14,054 Come on in here, have a seat. 1062 01:27:14,098 --> 01:27:15,317 Nice and slow. 1063 01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:25,805 Now for everybody's safety, 1064 01:27:25,849 --> 01:27:27,416 I need to make sure you keep your hands 1065 01:27:27,459 --> 01:27:29,287 where I can see them at all times. 1066 01:27:29,331 --> 01:27:31,942 On your knees is fine, be comfortable. 1067 01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:33,509 Is this about money? 1068 01:27:33,552 --> 01:27:35,337 Is that what you want? 1069 01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,904 - You probably don't remember me, do you? 1070 01:27:39,863 --> 01:27:44,433 Poor choice of words, I should have said recognize. 1071 01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:47,305 Last time you saw me we didn't exactly meet 1072 01:27:47,349 --> 01:27:51,135 and probably... I don't think I was looking too hot. 1073 01:27:51,178 --> 01:27:53,572 - There are no drugs in this house of any kind. 1074 01:27:53,616 --> 01:27:57,010 - Chuck, I appreciate what you're trying to do there, 1075 01:27:57,054 --> 01:27:58,490 but it would really be a big help 1076 01:27:58,534 --> 01:28:00,536 if you could just stay quiet a few more minutes. 1077 01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:03,190 It would really speed things along. 1078 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:08,544 Your wife, Sonia, 1079 01:28:08,587 --> 01:28:11,198 hit me with her car a few weeks ago. 1080 01:28:12,330 --> 01:28:14,201 Right outside the park. 1081 01:28:14,245 --> 01:28:18,336 I was just walking down the street, she ran me over. 1082 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,077 It was my birthday. 1083 01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:22,688 - Honey, what's he talking about? 1084 01:28:22,732 --> 01:28:24,342 - Yeah, I figured she didn't tell you. 1085 01:28:24,386 --> 01:28:26,562 It hasn't come up in any conversations. 1086 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:30,479 But she forgot about this. 1087 01:28:34,134 --> 01:28:36,006 Now the hit, I can forgive. 1088 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:38,095 I'm guessing that was an accident. 1089 01:28:38,138 --> 01:28:42,186 But, after that she got back in her car, 1090 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:45,189 turned on the engine and drove away. 1091 01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:47,278 Leaving me there to die in the street 1092 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,454 like I was some kind of roadkill. 1093 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:51,935 - You don't look like you're hurt? 1094 01:28:51,978 --> 01:28:52,979 Yeah, that's the thing. 1095 01:28:53,023 --> 01:28:55,939 I thought I was dead. 1096 01:28:55,982 --> 01:28:58,158 Or at least about to die. 1097 01:28:58,202 --> 01:29:01,466 And then, don't ask me how, 1098 01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:04,251 I felt just fine. 1099 01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:07,820 Only I haven't been able to eat or sleep since then. 1100 01:29:07,864 --> 01:29:09,518 And I know that sounds like an exaggeration 1101 01:29:09,561 --> 01:29:11,868 but I mean it quite literally. 1102 01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:15,959 When you don't eat or sleep, your days get pretty long. 1103 01:29:17,264 --> 01:29:21,356 I find that nothing really affects me anymore. 1104 01:29:22,531 --> 01:29:25,185 I don't have any ambition, 1105 01:29:25,229 --> 01:29:28,101 or drive for anything at all. 1106 01:29:30,713 --> 01:29:32,454 Except balance. 1107 01:29:32,497 --> 01:29:34,499 Is there anything I can do? 1108 01:29:34,543 --> 01:29:36,327 I bugged your house. 1109 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,764 Wanted to get to know the two of you a little bit better. 1110 01:29:38,808 --> 01:29:41,724 You'll find a microphone thing, 1111 01:29:41,767 --> 01:29:43,726 taped to the back of your nightstand. 1112 01:29:43,769 --> 01:29:48,513 I gotta say, you two have a pretty great, normal life. 1113 01:29:48,557 --> 01:29:52,996 Like the kind of life I'd wished I had, before all of this. 1114 01:29:54,476 --> 01:29:57,043 You were just never going to tell him. 1115 01:29:57,957 --> 01:29:59,481 So I had to. 1116 01:30:00,438 --> 01:30:01,744 That's why I'm here. 1117 01:30:03,746 --> 01:30:08,141 To let him know exactly who he's married to, 1118 01:30:08,185 --> 01:30:09,969 a murderer. 1119 01:30:11,797 --> 01:30:15,758 Yeah, I think, that's all I have to say. 1120 01:30:23,940 --> 01:30:26,246 Don't do anything stupid. 1121 01:30:29,641 --> 01:30:31,077 Are you okay? 1122 01:30:34,864 --> 01:30:36,648 Of course we're going to the police. 1123 01:30:36,692 --> 01:30:38,563 - But I ran him over Chuck, I did. 1124 01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:40,304 I ran him over and I just left him there. 1125 01:30:40,347 --> 01:30:42,393 - Sonia, you saw him, he's fine! 1126 01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:44,569 - No, he's neck was snapped, okay. 1127 01:30:44,613 --> 01:30:47,180 It was broken, it was clearly broken. 1128 01:30:47,224 --> 01:30:48,921 You were probably drunk, you don't know what you saw. 1129 01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:50,140 I wasn't drunk, okay. 1130 01:30:50,183 --> 01:30:51,968 I do, I know what I saw. 1131 01:30:52,011 --> 01:30:53,491 Well he's fine now, okay? 1132 01:30:53,535 --> 01:30:54,710 We're going to the police. 1133 01:30:54,753 --> 01:30:56,363 We're gonna report this. 1134 01:30:56,407 --> 01:30:58,496 He had a gun in our house, Sonia! 1135 01:30:58,540 --> 01:30:59,932 He could come back. 1136 01:30:59,976 --> 01:31:02,021 So I'm gonna go get the bug, all right, 1137 01:31:02,065 --> 01:31:03,675 you get the license plate. 1138 01:31:03,719 --> 01:31:04,589 Chuck? 1139 01:31:04,633 --> 01:31:05,895 A gun, Sonia! 1140 01:31:11,901 --> 01:31:14,730 Go start the car, I'm gonna call Jim from the DA's office. 1141 01:31:14,773 --> 01:31:16,209 Okay. 1142 01:31:17,515 --> 01:31:18,951 Yeah Jim, it's Chuck. 1143 01:31:18,995 --> 01:31:21,432 Look, I've got a little issue and I need to come 1144 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,652 into your office and talk to you about it. 1145 01:31:23,695 --> 01:31:25,436 No, I can't tell you over the phone. 1146 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:26,524 No. 1147 01:31:26,568 --> 01:31:28,308 No, I can't. 1148 01:31:33,444 --> 01:31:35,272 - Oh, my God, oh, my God!